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Archive for March, 2006

“If you think your management doesn’t know what it’s doing or that your organization turns out low-quality software crap that embarrasses you, then leave.”

Ed Yourdon, Rise and Resurrection of the American Programmer


3.31.06 | Management | Permalink

“The only thing more frightening than a programmer with a screwdriver or a hardware engineer with a program is a user with a pair of wire cutters and the root password.”

Elizabeth Zwicky


3.30.06 | Users, Humor | Permalink

“Cringley’s Second Law: Ease of use with equivalent performance varies with the square root of the cost of development. That means that to design a computer that’s ten times easier to use would cost 100 times as much.”

Robert Cringeley


“Team development is like a birthday cake. Everybody gets a piece.”

Assaad Chalhoub


“Bugs lurk in corners and congregate at boundaries.”

Boris Beizer


“Agile methods derive much of their agility by relying on the tacit knowledge embodied in the team, rather than writing the knowledge down in plans.”

Barry Boehm


“Treating your rocket scientist employees as if they were still in kindergarten is not an isolated phenomenon. Almost every company has some kind of incentive program that is insulting and demeaning.”

Joel Spolsky


“Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.”

John Kenneth Galbraith


“All good work is done in defiance of management.”

Bob Woodward


“Perilous to us all are the devices of an art deeper than we possess ourselves.”

J. R. R. Tolkien



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