CodeQuotes » Humor http://codequotes.com random technology quotations Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:38:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Brown: Bugs and features http://codequotes.com/2006/08/08/brown-bugs-and-features http://codequotes.com/2006/08/08/brown-bugs-and-features#comments Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:58:11 +0000 Neal Enssle http://codequotes.com/2006/08/06/brown-bugs-and-features “Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.”

— Bruce Brown

]]> http://codequotes.com/2006/08/08/brown-bugs-and-features/feed 0 Hubbins: Stupid and clever http://codequotes.com/2006/07/24/hubbins-stupid-and-clever http://codequotes.com/2006/07/24/hubbins-stupid-and-clever#comments Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:47:02 +0000 Neal Enssle http://codequotes.com/2006/07/24/hubbins-stupid-and-clever “It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.”

— David St. Hubbins, This is Spinal Tap

]]> http://codequotes.com/2006/07/24/hubbins-stupid-and-clever/feed 0 Zwicky: Users with the root password http://codequotes.com/2006/03/30/zwicky-users-with-the-root-password http://codequotes.com/2006/03/30/zwicky-users-with-the-root-password#comments Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:51:03 +0000 Neal Enssle http://codequotes.com/2006/03/30/zwicky-users-with-the-root-password “The only thing more frightening than a programmer with a screwdriver or a hardware engineer with a program is a user with a pair of wire cutters and the root password.”

— Elizabeth Zwicky

]]> http://codequotes.com/2006/03/30/zwicky-users-with-the-root-password/feed 0 Calvin: Careful http://codequotes.com/2006/03/01/calvin-careful http://codequotes.com/2006/03/01/calvin-careful#comments Wed, 01 Mar 2006 13:23:07 +0000 Neal Enssle http://codequotes.com/2006/03/01/calvin-careful “Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.”

— Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

]]> http://codequotes.com/2006/03/01/calvin-careful/feed 0 Barry: Corporations and dead projects http://codequotes.com/2006/02/10/dave-barry-corporations-and-dead-projects http://codequotes.com/2006/02/10/dave-barry-corporations-and-dead-projects#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2006 13:43:37 +0000 Neal Enssle http://codequotes.com/archives/23 “If you have ever seen the movie Night of the Living Dead, you have a rough idea how modern corporations and organizations operate, with projects and proposals that everybody thought were killed constantly rising from their graves to stagger back into meetings and eat the brains of the living.”

— Dave Barry

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— Douglas Adams

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